Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Chill With Phil Rises From The Grave



On October 4th. On the all new Chill With Phil Radio Showcase. KCCT 1150 AM

Dig the radio out from under the stack of spent ipods and tune in for Ghost Hunting With Ghuru and The Psychic Connie.

Taking your calls live on air at 361 600 PHIL

10pm until 1am

I know radio is weird but this will be a lot of fun.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

BLIND AS BAT



WIN FREE STUFF




Tonight is a re-run or an infomercial I don't know which. We will all get to see Bride of Chucky Next Week. I promise. This Wednesday I went blind in one eye, probably related to the paint ball injury several weeks ago. I had a detached retina. Tonight I am in either too much or out of too much pain (i.e. legal prescription drugs) to do a show. The folks at Play Again payed for you to see Bride of Chucky and my weak and crumbling retina has denied them their moment in the sun so to speak...

So, next week when I should have about 30% of my sight back and almost no Lortabs left, then we will watch Bride of Chucky. And play classic video games and give away a Yobo Twin video games system. Until then be "seein" you...


Phil

Saturday, July 5, 2008

WIN FREE STUFF




WIN THIS THING


O yeah!

This is why I wanted you to read all the way through.
I will be giving away this Yabo Nintendo Player at the end of July. It is courtesy of Play Again

Classic Video Games. 5301 Everhart. Not only have these terrific folks given me this to give to you...they also provided sponsorship of:Coming in July to Chill With Phil! Chucky got lucky and so will you. Okay several ways to play:

Go To Play again and Register to win. I won't have the entry box there until Tuesday so don't run over tonight.

Go to our Myspace page and message me...I will need only your name. If you win I will message you back.

Mail me from here
I will need only your name . If you win I will email you.

Keep wishing I drop by your house and give it to you. Actually not unthinkable.

Okay back to you next week. Call me.

Phil

This is a page full of nothing but heartfelt thanks and shameless promotions for all the folks who have knocked themselves out this week helping me get ready for sweeps week!



THE GOLD EXCHANGE
Once again rallied and provided much needed sponsorship..
This is a great way to make ends meet. Sell that old gold for about 1000.00 a THOUSAND dollars an ounce. Broken, dirty, out of style...no matter. A almost a THOUSAND dollars an ounce.


TLF TECH
In Portland. Provides us with internet services via CLEARWIRE.
No cable., No Phone Company. Easy as plugging in a lamp and
completely portable.


INTERFONE!
The Coastal Bend's only fone company! Provides us with the 600 PHIL line (call anytime) and they can do the same for you unless your name is Phil Call 600 1400

If your phone has been cut off for no reason by-pass ma bell and the cell companies and get Interpho9ne as low as 19.95 a month.




NOSFERATOUR 08 brought down the House of Rock Thursday night with the punks being nourished by the good folks at Yummie's Ice Cream aaaaallllll the way across the bridge in Portland . And in just a few short days the Yummie's Ice Cream eating contest kicks off . WIN CASH! Call 361 777 1950 NOW
Register to enter. I will tie your hands behind your back which ought to be enough fun by it's self, then smash your face into a
bowl of ice cream. eat a lot and take home money.

Major kuddos to all the bands. Check out their links at our Myspace






PLEASURES CHILL WITH PHIL LIMITED EDITION TANK
There is only one 3way to get one. Go TONIGHT, don't watch
the show. to Pleasures 1911 so Staples. Ask one of the
girls wearing them to take IT OFF AND GIVE IT TO YOU.
Better than answering trivia any day.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Our Summer Of Shame!

Most of the summer on Chill With Phil

June 21- Test Tube Babies 1948 When marriage and
swinging fail Bob and Carlotta turn to science to
make a baby in a bottle.

June 28-Omoo-Omoo The Shark God 1949 Island Natives
must find a virgin to appease Omoo-Omoo

July 5th Chill With Phil Presents "Nosferatour 2008"
live from The House of Rock.Five punk bands play for
your Fourth of July fun.

July 12 The Terror of Tiny Town 1948 Marauding
outlaws terrorize teensie weensie villagers.

July 19th Reefer Madness 1939 Dont let this happen to
you ! Say Nope to Dope!

Monday, May 19, 2008

Click Old News

For the time being I have no news to report ....

This would be a great time to check out the archives under "OLD NEWS" on the right...

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Sweet Sixteen and Never Been....



My son Joey turn 16 next week and you are invited to celebrate with us at Yummie's Ice Cream, Wednesday May14th from 5pm-7pm.

FREE CAKE AND ICE CREAM and Go-Go Punch!

LIVE MUSIC BY

DaZe and Special Guest The Koffin Kats!

The entire event will be televised on Chill With Phil. We would love to have you there!

Also

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Basic Black Is Coming Back


Men In Black. Damned I cannot believe this was 12 years ago! Suddenly the things I think are cool are now all "retro"...

Joey's Birthday Bash is coming May14th...make plans now to attend...you are invited...Free Cake and Ice Cream and Energy Phizz Punsh ...Live appearences by The Koffin Kats...Yummies Ice Cream, starting at 5pm....

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Snax





Damned paparrazi every damned where I go!
I can't even enjoy a simple Teeny Booper with fries, Ripper, and two or three chocolate shakes at Yummies without someone trying to capitalize on how fat I am!

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Scenes From A Maul

PLEASE TAKE THE POLL AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE!
Thanks everyone for making this one of the best nights of my miserable life.


Thursday, February 21, 2008

Los Dos Barbras



ONE NEVER ENDING STORY

Two Very Different Women
March 8th Chill With Phil pays homage to the most crucial woman in modern Zombie lore, the woman, the myth,the legendary Barbra.

The Original Barbra
Portrayed by Judith O'Dea in the original classic Night of The Living Dead. Her Barbra was quite literally frightened out of her mind. Throughout the course of the loss of her brother until her worst fears are realized and she is eaten alive her thought process grow more and more dim as she slowly withdraws out of the horrific reality around her.
And her deepening dementia is played perfectly by O'Dea.


The Do-Over Barbra
Patricia Tallman plays this very interpretation of Barbra in the 1990 re-telling of Night of the Living Dead. Instead of falling into deep depression and schizophrenia this Barbra takes an ass kicking stance against the zombies and resorts to vengeful murder in a different kind of dementia.
Pick Your Barbra
The choice is yours. At the Discount Cinema in The Sunrise Mall we will be presenting the 1990 version on the big screen. We will be broadcasting damned near live from the event (okay with a two hour delay) . You are strongly encouraged to Maul the Mall by dressing in your best undead attire and staggering around frightening passers-by. It will be the most fun we have had since Halloween. We are planning contest and huge prizes along with punch and pie...

DEAD WATCH:
Saturday March 8th

9:00PM We start taping that evening's Chill With Phil
10:00 Maul The Mall Zombie Walk
Contest Prizes
11:00 Big Screen showing of the rarely seen Night of the Living Dead (1990)

11:00
Little screen showing of the original Night of the Living Dead on Chill With Phil- KTOV ch21



My many thanks to Str8Sk8. They have truly honored me by asking me to host the upcoming second annual Sk8Del Sol. I have now adopted The Cole Park Sk8 Park as my own pet project- for all the obvious reasons. I am really proud of this project which celebrated a one year anniversary today. This gives our skater boys and girls a safe place to practice their sport in a totally non threatening environment. There is much that needs to be done . The park needs increased lighting for evening play and we need to pass a bond election which would provide permanent funding for the park enabling repair and refurbishment as needed. Visit the Str8sk8 site above to learn more about what you can do.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Coming Soon To Chill With Phil

This Week Saturday Feb 9th!:





VALENTINE'S LOVE PSYCHIC

The show on February 9th will feature no movie as such but features some Government films about VD !
It will be two and half hours of live psychic readings about your love life. The folks at the Wildewood Book Store have offered their service as Wiccan mystics or seers and we will start taking your calls at 11pm Central. Call 361 600 PHIL (toll free in The Coastal Bend, from out of town the long distance charges are your problem.)
We will be using tarot cards and please try to limit your questions about love and relationships. If your question is "is my sweetie cheating" the odds are the answer is "yes"...sort of an "If you had to ask" law in effect there.
Our 600 number is provided by INTERPHONE- your local phone company. These guys are amazing. About $14.95 gets you all the phone service you will need and they are right here in the Coastal Bend. There's no credit check. Call 600-1400 to sign up now.


GHOST HUNTING WITH GHURU

Last night while you were watching a repeat episode (and I am really sorry for that but more on that laster, Joey and I were tromping around the Old Hill Cemetery out on Highway 666 near Odem. The Ghost Hunters United Research of the Unexplained drove us out at about midnight. The cemetery is roughly 150 years old with grave sites dating back to the 1800's. Immediately on arrival the equipment started failing. Somehow Dave's camera managed to stay on but almost everything else failed, including the battery on my car. Joe and I both saw thinggies moving in the dark and the group experienced a variety of sounds and noises and the eerie sensation of being followed. This will air next week. Meanwhile if you have ghost and wouldn't mind being on the show I can arrange for a free investigation of your home or business or other creepy old area. Call 600-phil or 7771950


BROADCAST NEWS

There is big news afoot in the world of Broadcast Television and here it is: On February 4th "The Makers of KTOV" will launch the all new KUQI Ch 38 . The FOX Network has signed on as our affilate network and all the programs you normally enjoy on KDF FOX will now be on KUQI Fox...I have no idea what KDF will be airing but you can "check you local listings" . Meanwhile I cannot share with you the joy that having my son has brought me . I know that you have known me to be a curmudgeonly old coot , the kind of old fart that shakes his cane and shouts "Hey you kids- stay out of my yard" but the happiness that having a kid brings eclipses every problem and multiplies every delight of your day. I strongly encourage you to consider foster care or perhaps helping in another way by becoming a Casa Volunteer.
So like every parent my pride in my kid makes me do dumb things- here are some home movies of Joe skating. There will be more home movies to fo
llow...so quit your job and click this link often.



An interview with Andre Branch....




















And an interview with Mike Vallely

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Blood and Boredom

Okay fine, I admit, when I fail to prepare I prepare to fail and tonight's big show is dullsville except for the rare flick Dr. Blood's Coffin. I have no guest , nothing to talk about and live call in's . This is because I have been very busy and it was a short week. I have been trying to arrange a special promotion in smaller cities around The Coastal Bend. This involves talking to a lot of "higher ups" at various locations. You would be amazed at how many higher ups still have not come back from Holiday Vacation which I would suppose is a benefit of being a higher up. Also Joe has driving school. He is learning to drive at The Corpus Christi Driving School which is a great place to learn. Appy and Florinda are the nicest people I have met in a long , long time and it seems to be at least thirty dollars cheaper than the nearest competitor. So my apologies to folks who watch to see me run my mouth. Just get through it - enjoy Doctor Blood's Coffin.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

The Secret Psychic



This Saturday Night beggining at 11:30 and continuing until the oui hours we are proud to continue a five year long tradition of foretelling the future. This year we present the secret psychic. The secret psychic is not in the fortune telling business. She has nothing to gain by being here. She will not try to sell you her services.

The secret psychic uses wicca methods of diving such as tarot cards and pendulums.

We will be semi-live all night. There is a tape delay which means you will not be speaking direct to air, after your call is taken you will hear yourself after about 15 minutes.

The secret psychic has amazed folks with her prognostications. I sincerly hope you will take advantage and call in...the number is 361 600 PHIL, that is free on INTERPHONE from anywhere in the coastal bend. If you are visiting this website from somewhere else, please feel free to call us at your own expense between 11pm Saturday night and 2am Sunday morning.

Of course this is all in good fun and for entertainment purposes only and not to be construed as advocation of any religious practice. Especially not heathen paganism which as you know is the pathway to hell's front lobby wherein Satan is the receptionist.

Also joining us will be folks from GHURU!

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Fifth Anniversary Ho-Down




This Halloween Night marks five years that Chill With Phil has remained on air and in production. This is due in NO small part to the efforts of the folks at The Gold Exchange 2009 So.Staples who footed the bill for the band The Koffin Kats. They are more than just buying and selling gold they also have six thousand dvd and vhs copies of your favorite films most about three dollars. Need Christmas cash? Take in that disco gold chain you bought in 76 and get cold hard green for your gold.

We are celebrating this milestone at The House Of Rock, Halloween, Wednesday October 31st.
Please join us as Chill With Phil present our Unconventional Convention

We will present four of our favorite films ever

Happy Hour with the Living Dead

7:30pm Night of the Living Dead

9pm Drain U

9:30 Slayer Zed and the City of the Dead


10pm The Koffin Kats PsychoBilly Rock Live and in person for your dancing enjoyment

11pm Phil runs his mouth about something for an hour, costume contest.

12mid Rocky Horror

It's all brought to you by:
Then after that's all said and done watch yourself on Saturday night at 11pm as we go almost live from The House of Rock.
IN OTHER NEWS!!!

This Halloween night watch a special edition of Chill With Phil as we present "The Bride" Live from the Halloween Ho-Down and The House of Rock. It starts at 11pm and runs until about 3am Thursday morning. Call in sick on Thursday, tell HR you got a razor blade in a candy apple and will be on Friday.




COMING IN NOVEMBER
Haunted Coastal Bend


The ghost hunters from GURU go inside the spooky world of The Centennial House, The Presidio Labahia, The Rialto Theater and more. Each week in November.

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